tomlinsass:

do you ever think of really fun and awesome scenarios and ideas but then remember 99% of them involve you having a socially acceptable face

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

boltongue:

kimjongthrilla:

gothweed:

skarvika:

i wasn’t kidding when i said i got asked out by taylor swift once

dude

oh my god

I HGVE BEEN LAUGHFIGN FOR 76 YEARSS

smilingsykes:

Remember the fight between Tom and Louis and Louis said this??

“Waste my time auditioning for your band.” but Louis…don’t you remember this??

I’M CURRENTLY LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

denaerys:

holyfrackles:

safe-behind-bars:

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps

and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard

that’s it

that’s the show

javiermascherano:

I challenge everyone to type in “female football fans” into Google.

The first few results I got were:

On the official Let’s Kick Sexism Out Of Football video, this was the number of dislikes it got:

And this was what the top rated comment is:

When Andy Gray and Richard Keys, two apparently respected football commentators, where caught saying “Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don’t know the offside rule!”, they were banned for only ONE match. They didn’t learn their lesson because when they were caught again harassing a female co-worker their contract was terminated. But even that didn’t stick because they’re both back in football due to the “we were only having fun” excuse actually being acceptable.

When Karren Brady and Gabby Logan, two badass females, integrated themselves into the football scene they were met with torrents of abuse accusing them of being unequipped for the job due to their sex and even hearing stadiums of tens of thousands of fans screaming derogatory and disgusting phrases and chants. 

Sexism is a FUCKING BIG PROBLEM in this sport. If you are a male, you could be the most stupid and blithering misinformed idiot of a fan but your opinion and input would be accepted without qualm because you’re a man. Yes, it may be challenged and ridiculed, but it is never not ACCEPTED. 

If you’re a girl, you have to PROVE you’re a football fan, PROVE you know what you’re talking about, PROVE your loyalty to your club and PROVE that you’re worthy to be counted along with the men.

Girls who like football are either seen as fakers who think it will attract men, or you’re “one of the lads”.

And it’s not right. Sexism in football demands as much stigma as racism and xenophobia. It’s not an inherently male thing. You are no more special because you have a penis. Me liking football = NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Please do not feel the need to comment on it. Saying “I can’t believe the best conversation about football I’ve ever had was with a woman” is not a fucking COMPLIMENT. 

I am a female. I want to have sex with some of the players. I have my own ideas and opinions. I do not need your validation. And if you’re a male that thinks I’m being over-reactive about this then I want you to STAY THE FUCK CLEAR because I don’t have TIME for you.

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

"You never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives."

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via wordsthat-speak)

godfrapp:

Does anyone else go on Wikipedia to look something up and then click on a bunch of random links and then half an hour later you’re 10 articles deep into the inner workings of Vietnamese politics

tamralewallen:

vanweyden:

fuck-yourprettyface-6661:

shizznizzle:

kissmyskittles:

10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.
7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.
9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.

OH MY GOD NO

Fucking post makes me cry every time

The fetal position crying post…..literally me right now